The material that is presented here is for adults only. If you have not reached the age of majority, close it immediately, please! Well, honestly, we understand that it is too interesting for you, our dear readers, to leave this page just because of your age. Curiosity is not a sin, it makes us go forward and develop our intelligence. We cannot say that the dirty and weird puns we want you to see today will improve your smartness, but it will certainly cheer you up and will give you the material to use in parties and in groups of your friends.
Q: What is the difference between your wife and your job? A: After five years your job still sucks. Q: What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?
Oh come on, you can admit it. Not all jokes need to be family friendly and G-rated. Some of the most beautifully crafted, genuinely laugh-out-loud adult dirty jokes are so jaw-droppingly filthy that you'd feel a little weird even sharing them with a consenting adult at a bar after midnight.