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Cover your stump before you hump. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker. Don't be silly, protect your willy. When in doubt, shroud your spout. Don't be a loner, cover your boner. You can't go wrong when you shield your dong. If you think she's spunky cover your money.
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But, before it happens, you know you have to have the talk. Try using some funny condom slogans to get your point across without totally killing the mood. Weiner is one of the most common, and cutest, penis nicknames so it makes sense it would have a funny condom slogan.